This is fucking amazing so I’m reblogging this, idgaf <3
I laughed pretty hard at this xD
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And then a shammeh died from laughter, and all was right in the world.
And that’s why Ruth is my favorite.
(Source: christina-choe, via widdlez)
Top 50 Modern Comic Artists - Mike Mignola
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Magnus is pretty much the best in the business.
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It’s time to tally up the betting pools and start paying out: If you picked Green Lantern as DC Comics surprise gay character you won. But depending on who was making your odds, you probably didn’t win much. As far as the speculation goes, the Green Lantern had been the favorite, mostly because rumors sourced to those in the know had been making their way around the Web for days saying as much.
At DC’s own blog, Alex Nagorski says the newly reimagined Alan Scott experienced “a traumatic event [that] will serve as the catalyst for him assuming his superhero identity as The Green Lantern.”
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See, here’s a thing that bothers me. I get it. You want minorities and whatnot to appeal to a wide readership and promote tolerance and equality. And that’s great. Embrace the gay community. Make some gay characters.
But don’t take characters who were previously established as straight and just SUDDENLY make them gay! That’s not how it works!
Make new freaking characters.
Now granted, I know this is an alternate universe version, but it still slaps a lot of continuity in the face.
Did I tell you guys I had an Alice in Wonderland themed graduation party?
Tonight at the My November Guest show in Costa Mesa I was offered a drink by a complete stranger. This was the first time that’s ever happened to me. The kicker is, he offered me a drink before even seeing my face. He came up to me from behind. When he saw my face he looked relieved that I wasn’t hideous.
Luckily, I was knee deep in A Game of Thrones at the time, and I just stared daggers at him while he dumbly asked if I was reading.
NO DUDE I JUST HAVE MY KINDLE OUT FOR NO APPARENT REASON. I’M NOT INVESTED IN WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH JON SNOW RIGHT NOW OR ANYTHING.
No one nice ever offers me anything.
Except writers.
Which is why I bring my Kindle with me to bars.
| Me: | If you hate my guy friends so much, why don't you introduce me to some guys? |
| Kellen: | I've introduced you to all kinds of guys! |
| Me: | Like who? |
| Kellen: | All of the guys in my band! |
| Me: | I'm not any of their types! |
| Kellen: | The thing about guys is they don't really have types. When it gets down to it, they just focus on your tits. |
| Me: | So it's all about T&A? Some men aren't boob men. |
| Kellen: | Well you don't have much ass... er... butt. |
| Mom: | Kellen! |
| Kellen: | But you've got the boobs and you have a pretty nice face and a decent-ish personality. |
| Me: | ......thank you. |
My favorite moment in these books was when the cat (Chester, I think, was his name) was going to ram a steak into the bunny’s heart.
One of my favorite moments too! One of my favorite childhood books.
(Source: hyenacunt)
so I just read Game of Thrones and watched an old Doctor Who serial.
I hate the Lannisters. And Susan is leaving. I’m going to miss that stripey shirt.
PLEASE GOD DON’T MAKE ME WORK AT STARBUCKS.
the dominatrix who brought a nation to its knees.
This is fucking amazing so I’m reblogging this, idgaf <3
I laughed...
I tried to combine the military-style badassitude of Renner Hawkeye with the fabulosity of his classic outfit, specifically Earth’s Mightiest...
Haruki Murakami Bingo (for the NY Times Book Review)
“White Knight of Bright Morning” and “Black Knight of Dark Night” by Stephanie Pui-Mun Law